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Offensive shirts for people who've been asked to leave. 35 crimes against good taste, printed the second you order.
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35 items. Zero chill. Tap one to peek, hit BUY to check out on our official Printify store.
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Wetardation is a meme brand for the chronically online, the group-chat menace, and the guy at the barbecue who says the thing. Every piece is printed on demand on heavyweight Gildan & Comfort Colors blanks, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets wasted except your reputation.
FAQfrequently avoided questions
How does buying work?
Hit BUY on anything and you land on our official Wetardation store (powered by Printify). Pick your size & color there, pay securely, done. Your order is printed just for you and shipped straight to your door.
How long does shipping take?
Each item is made to order, so it goes through a short production window before it ships. Exact shipping cost and delivery estimates for your address are shown at checkout. Tracking gets emailed once it's on the move.
What sizes do you have?
Most tees run S–4XL or S–5XL depending on the style, the long sleeve runs S–3XL, and the dad hat is one size with an adjustable strap. Tees are unisex Gildan 5000 (classic fit) or Comfort Colors 1717 (heavyweight, garment-dyed, a little roomier). Size charts live on each product's checkout page.
Returns & exchanges?
Because everything is printed on demand, we can't take returns for change of heart or ordering the wrong size, so check the size chart first. If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or wrong, contact us soon after delivery with a photo and we'll make it right.
Is this offensive?
Extremely. That's the product. If you're offended, congratulations, you've found the "back" button.
Are you okay?
No. Buy a shirt.